There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Master Card. We've all seen the ads.
However, there is also a different card. It's the Master's Card.
There are no finance charges, no payments due. Your bill has already been covered - it's a prepaid deal. None of us could afford the price, So Jesus stepped in and paid it for us.
Your name is written on the card for all to see. It is accessible 24 hours a day from anywhere in the world.
The Master's Card has so many benefits, it's hard to list them all.
Just for starters there is unlimited grace. That's right, there is no preset limit to the amount of grace you receive from the Master's Card.
Have you been looking for love in all the wrong places? Then, look no father than the Master's Card. It offers the greatest rate on love that has ever been offered.
The Master's Card gives you access to many "members only" benefits.
Want real joy despite the difficulties of life? Apply for the Master's Card.
Want a lasting peace? Apply for the Master's Card.
Looking for something you can always rely on in a jam? The Master's Card is perfect for you.
Another great thing about the Master's Card is that never expires and will never be canceled.
Once you're a member, you're a member for life... Eternal life, that is.
Membership has its privileges, you know.
So, why not apply today?
It's only a prayer away....
Friday, August 3, 2007
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Very nice. I enjoyed your blog.
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